Saturday, August 27, 2005

Being Manly

So I'm just going to come right out and admit that I'm not the most manly man to ever walk down the street. If ever given the option, I would much rather go to Banana Republic than hang out and watch "the game," or talk about engines or sit around and think up ways to reroute the gas for the grill in the back yard. I mean, is the grill broken? Is it no longer giving my chicken those nice little marks? If not, then it's trash and you have to go buy a new one. But I understand that there are members of the male species who enjoy, and rather prefer this unusual way of life.

But anyway, as I'm trying to get settled into my new apartment in Bloomington, I have found myself having to engage in some rather manly activities. Just today, I had to stand on a chair and replace a lightbulb in my bedroom. But that wasn't too bad. However, I also had to assemble my wooden IKEA bed frame tonight, which was considerably less fun than
arranging the rubber duckies in my bathroom. In fact, during the whole furniture-assembly soiree, I actually managed to hurt my back while attempting to rotate my bedside table to facilitate sawing off one of the extraneous pieces of wood (don't ask).

So now I find myself sitting at the dining room table with my feet propped up in just the right position so as to avoid any painful spurts of agony that might shoot up my spinal column. But despite the pain, today I managed to accomplish some very manly tasks on my own, and for that I will hold my head up high.

So what is today's moral? It's that being manly at times can be fun, but I would never recommend it without supervision! Take care, all, and enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Step Aside, Wolfgang Puck

Due to the recent passing of Raquel’s grandmother on her father’s side, Brian and Raquel have had to spend a good deal of time out of the house this weekend with urgent hospital runs, funeral arrangements and visitations. So last night, I decided to use my abilities to make a seemingly bleak evening cheerful with a nice dinner. The only problem that laid in my way was the fact that I have no culinary skills to speak of whatsoever. I mean, I have been known to knock out a PB&J with little to no resistance, but a full-blown meal was a little more than I had ever tackled. Determined, I went to the local grocery store and starting perusing the produce. I quickly grabbed two bundles of asparagus (my favorite) and a dozen or so new red potatoes. Shortly after, I visited the carnivore area to make my selection of chicken breasts. So I made it home, washed my produce, took a quick look at Betty Crocker’s Cookbook: Bridal Edition and started to figure out how to get this stuff going. So after a little reading and nearly a dozen phone calls to Zach in California, I pulled off quite the dinner (shown to the right). When Brian and Raquel came in from many grueling hours at the funeral home, dinner was nearly served, and I think that I accomplished my goal at not only being a good houseguest, but by allowing the day to end on a somewhat less morose tone. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks. Summer is indeed nearing a close, so I hope everyone makes the most of these last few days.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

'Jeff's Blog' Readership Reaches All-Time High

So I must admit that I am a bit of a nerd when it comes to the blog. I check the site statistics at least twice a day just to see if people are caring enough to stop in and check out things. But today I was completely taken aback to find that Jeff's Blog has had 67 visitors as of 3:48 east coast time!!! Forget the NASDAQ, this is something to sit up and notice about!!! I think this is terrific and I encourage everyone to continue to check the blog periodically for new and exciting things.

Please allow me this quick moment to get philosophical:

Ever since I began this blog back in March, it has been a hope that hundreds (thousands?) of people would visit the blog daily and actually participate in the stories! I know that as more and more people visit, my job will increase exponentially to provide the world with fun facts from my twisted life. But anyways, please come back and invite the masses! There are some fun things in store for Jeff's Blog. We just need the readers....

Thanks, truly. You all have made my day.

P.S. I had lunch with Hilary today and she leaves for Harvard soon. She's a genius. I am very proud of her.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Boy Finds Housing After Horrifying Experience

Good afternoon, everybody. I know many of you have been concerned about me not having a place to live when school starts in just fourteen short days. So I just wanted to update everyone and announce that I have indeed found a place to live conveniently located close to campus (with the assistance of a bus) with a very nice chap named Travis. I have very little else to report so far, but will keep everyone informed as I begin to settle in to my new home and as I begin to discover fascinating and delightful things about my new roommate. Enjoy the day, all!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Art Appreciation
















Hi, everyone. No new tales to tell today. Just wanted you to enjoy this photograph that Raquel took. I think it's gorgeous. But then again, yellow is and always has been (since kindergarten) my favorite color. Maybe I'll tell you that story another time!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Highlights

As far as my life being eventful and interesting, it comes and goes. There can be weeks pass and not a single thing happen worth talking about. I consider this to be a drought. But on the flipside, there are certain times when I guess the planets are in such an alignment that the crazies flock to me and life exposes me to some of the most fascinating and odd things. And then there are just those times when life throws me a curve ball just to see how I will react. So today, you’re getting some highlights of the past few days…a couple crazies, a random happening and a curve ball.

The Crazies
So I used to always go to the family reunion on my mother’s side. We had it every year and I basically knew everyone who came. But this year for the first time, my father’s side threw a bash and I was exposed to way more crazy than the recommended daily dosage. I met cousins I never knew I had, pieced together some possible reasons why I look so goofy and most importantly, got to see Grandma (shown on the right). Grandma has just turned 90 years old. She’s still looking good, but she’s slower than the tortoise and even when that hearing aid is up to full power, she still makes the simplest interactions challenging. But we all love her. So that’s that, this is how I got my exposure to the crazies this week.

The Random Event
I hate Wal-Mart. I hate everything about it. I hate that they picked that horrible color of blue, I hate the fonts they use, I hate what they sell, I hate the people who are in there, I hate that the employees don’t have uniforms and I hate that stupid smiley face who is everywhere you turn. But because they own the world, I had to go in there with a friend. Because where else can you buy tortillas and tennis balls? Anyways, Raquel, who shares with me a mutual hatred for Wal-Mart decided that we would make this a very quick trip, which we did. But while we were walking out of Wal-Mart, a man trips on a piece of carpet and falls flat on the floor! So Raquel went over there to see if he was alright (I couldn’t, because I was smiling inappropriately), and he wouldn’t respond to her. I think Raquel feared the worst. But nevertheless, he came around, and after what seemed like 5 minutes (after Raquel convinced him that no one was staring at him although the entire store was), he finally got up off the dirty tile floor and went about his business. Yikes. Why us?

The Curve Ball
I took my oldest nephew Tyler to IU yesterday to show him the campus and to sign the contract on my apartment. Tyler, as expected, was very impressed with how big campus was and, to my delight, was very impressed with the library where we spent over a half an hour. After that, we went to do the necessary paperwork and I received my key. We immediately went up to the apartment, equipped with digital cameras to take a look at my new home for the next year. To my disappointment, the apartment was disgusting. The only way I know how to describe it is to equate it to a low-scale mental institution. Nothing was up-to-date, the cinder-block walls were uninviting, the air conditioning was non-existent, the kitchen appliances were older than I, and at that point I made a decision. I flipped open my cell phone and informed the University Apartment Housing Office that this apartment was substandard and unlivable. So I cancelled my contract, got in the car, and left Bloomington. So I currently find myself without housing, as school approaches. But there are a few weeks, so hopefully something marvelous can come out of this seemingly terrible predicament.

Thanks for reading. Have a splendid day!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Connie Wong

As promised earlier in the month of July, I am going to be telling you a little bit about some of the people with whom I had the immense pleasure of working while I was in San Francisco. And first up, as a result of a blind drawing from a tiny cardboard box, is Connie Wong.

What can I say about Connie? As you can see from her picture, she is the epitome of class, as one would expect from any employee of Park Hyatt. But when Connie removes her Assistant Front Office Manager hat, we also find her to be a very fun-loving and down-to-earth gal. Like myself, Connie is a lover of all things random. Frequently Connie and I would be toggling back and forth between dictionary.com and Wikipedia to learn origins of words, lists of phobias or any unknown information that need answering. We learned daily together, and that’s what it’s all about. But Connie is also a very devoted friend. She exemplified this dedication to me when she carried home my turkey in addition to her own from work. When I think about seeing Connie walking down the streets of San Francisco, turkey in each hand while also balancing other holiday fixings, it fills my heart with happiness, and pride to be her friend. And not only did she make it home with my turkey, but she housed it in her freezer for nearly 3 months until I came over to help devour it.

Well, I suppose I should keep any further stories about Connie locked away for future use. I’m confident you will find her name popping up from time to time. If you find yourself with any questions for Connie, or need some turkey transport advice, I would be more than happy to direct any inquiries to her on your behalf. Have a great day, everyone.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Happy August!

I would just like to briefly welcome everyone to the eighth month of the year two thousand five. I think this is going to be a great (albeit hot) month. So get pumped everyone, the slate has been cleared, August is the month for renewal and rejuvenation. The following knowledge is from noneother than Wikipedia:

"August was named in honor of Caesar Augustus. The month reputedly has 31 days because Augustus wanted as many days as Julius Caesar's July. Augustus placed the month where it is because that is when Cleopatra died. Before Augustus renamed August, it was called Sextilis in Latin, since it was the sixth month in the Roman calendar which started in March."

I would also like to announce some very good news as far as our little online community is concerned. Yesterday, Jeff's Blog received more hits than ever....20! I know it's not great, but slowly but surely we will have everyone in our fair nation captivated, better yet, addicted to the words we write.

Take care, everyone!