Driftwood Drive Darwin Award Contender

Take a close look at my mother's neighbor who is competing for the 67th Annual Driftwood Drive Darwin Award. Today this bright soul attempted a 6.4 degree of difficulty head-first, unsecured Christmas light assembly. While I know that this event has been tried and even proven to be quite successful, this feat was rather impressive for a pre-December warmup.

I apologize for the poor quality of this photo, but I was late for a social function and did not have the luxury of snapping the photo from the potential impact site.

Have a great day, everyone.