My Very First Blog Posting!

So welcome to my very first blog ever. You know, a lot of people have been doing blogs, but I didn't really know what the big deal was. But now that I'm getting older, I'm starting to value the importance of writing things and casting them out into the internet for all the weirdos to read and subsequently steal your identity and leave you naked and stranded on some remote island just off the coast of mainland Africa. So, naturally I'm extremely excited.

Anyway, I'm Jeff. The picture that I chose to put up is sadly but honestly the best picture that there is of me. I'm the opposite of photogenic....what is the opposite of photogenic? Ugly? Anyways, maybe I'll check my thesaurus next time I have some free time.

But anywho, welcome to my world. It's twisted and random, so don't get too scared. Thanks for reading.

~Jeff