Jeff Emerges

You know how the world felt when Barbra Streisand gave a concert in New York City after not having sung in public in over 20 years, well I know that's how you must be feeling right now, and I'm here to tell you that the initial shock and excitement will wear off in due time. After all, they say that an Olympic gold medalist only feels the intense rush of being the world's best athlete in their particular field for fifteen minutes, so I expect your joy to subside in about eleven to thirteen.

But nevertheless, I am back, and better than ever! Regular posts to follow. I won't write too much now, because I honestly don't know how much you all can handle. Take care until next time.

P.S. Please comment to this so I can know just exactly who is still reading this. I won't pour my soul into this blog if no one cares to study my life.