Jeff Is a Man

Firstly, I just want to make it abundantly clear to everyone that I am a man. It has come to my recent attention that some people question my manliness. Whilst I do not share some repulsive qualities with other members of my species, I do in fact have a membership card of the club called the Male Species. There are only a few requirements to be admitted, and if you need to know what those are, I refer you to someone other than myself because I would turn four shades of red in a poor attempt to explain the circle of life to you.

Secondly, I do apologize for not having written in nearly an eon. School is keeping me on my toes and I am so close to obtaining my degree that I can almost start to smell it. Only a few scalable obstacles stand in my way. Sidebar, just now when I was typing "obstacle," I had to delete the word because I automatically typed the word "obstáculo," which is obviously not a word in the English lanaguage. It's finally happening, folks, pretty soon Spanish will invade and conquer my mind. With any luck, I should have no recollection of the English language within twelve (12) months. <-- I love how legal documents do that. I don't know how there could be any confusion of what the word "twelve" is implying; obviously the parenthesized numerals clear it right up.

Ok, I'm off to bed shortly. I'm actually going to read before bed. I generally don't read before bed because I end up falling asleep and dropping the book on my face. But hopefully the gods won't be in the mood to have nearly that much fun with me this evening.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

DISCLAIMER--This posting was not scrutinized for spelling and grammar as are the majority of entries. So what I'm basically trying to say is that I would prefer it if you would eversokindly "lay off" just for once. :-)